Thursday, April 26, 2012

Awkward and Awesome

Daddy has asked that I re-post my awkward and awesome posts every week from my fashion blog to here on the Howard Family blog also. :) This week's:

Awkward:

  • When your dad is doing weird electrical and uses the sing-songy phrase "Awwwkwarddd" in totally the wrong way. And you stand there too stunned that your dad sounded like a teenager to correct him.
  • Forgetting your mom's pin # when using her debit card and then calling and asking for it while trying to conceal to the cashier that it's not yours. :P
  • Walking into the Goodwill Outlet store without knowing what it was where all the Goodwill castoffs land in great big bins and they sell shoes by the pound.
  • Going shopping in the mall by yourself in the evening. 'Nuff said.
  • Being of marriageable age as your church is having courtship discussions. 
  • Your mom finding and buying a skirt you donated to the thrift store. 
  • Sister yelling up to you, "Olivia! Daddy needs you to hop in the truck and meet him at the space ship with all the bungee cords and rope you can find! He has a huge load of bamboo and it's blocking the road." Um. whatttt?
  • That moment when you're talking and realize in the middle of your sentence that, yes, you actually are talking and people are listening and wow what are you saying and where am I going with this sentence? so you slow down and have to think through the rest of the words, even though your brain was doing fine on autopilot before. :D 
Awesome:
  • Not having an ID when the cashier at F21 asks for it. I said I didn't have it and she said, "Oh that's fine." and let me buy the shirt anyway. :D  
  • The guest-posters I have lined up for y'all next week since I'll be taking a break from blogging. :) 
  • Michael Buble' on Pandora. It plays the perfect mix of crooner/sappy love/island music/big band music/Colbie Calliat. :)
  • The prayers of friends.
  • Swinging in a friend's hammock reading aloud a theology book with your two year old brother sitting still next to you for a long time. 
  • Mason jars used as cups. Even better when they have handles. 
  • A sister who works so hard all the time and has a smile on her face while she does it. Emma's my hero.
  • Sewing projects that turn out. 
  • Spaghetti squash with olive oil and garlic powder and fresh tomatoes. To. die. for.

Friday, April 20, 2012

These Are The Days

Even though there are a million other things I should be doing right now, I know I'll thank myself later for recording these crazy days.

The whole day has been filled with normal activities, like getting 72 new chicks and planting 25 strawberry plants. And the kids playing in the sprinkler.

6pm. Daddy, Mommy, and Emma were gone. Willa was sick. I was rolling out two pizza crusts for dinner when someone yelled, "Elsie's not in the tub!" She had been playing in there in her bathing suit. We found her dripping water all over her bedroom floor, which was covered in clean clothes she apparently didn't want to wear. "Oh, Elsie! I was going to cut your hair! Let's do that now." I grab a chair and stick it in the wet bathroom on my way to putting the pizza crusts in the oven to pre-bake. I set the timer for 8 minutes. "Okay", I thought,"lets see how long it actually takes to cut her hair."
Elsie was sitting in the chair in the bathroom wearing a summer dress, a winter fleece vest, and a huge towel wrapped around her shoulders. I brushed her hair (after pulling the hair-cutting stuff from the top shelf and finding the hairbrush and stopping Josiah from putting another brush in the tub) and cut it using the same principles I employ when doing my own or Emma's hair. Never done such wavy hair before, though. :P

As I was cutting her hair, she was yelling at Josiah to put her hair do-dads back that he was getting from a drawer right beside her. He was trying to explain what he was doing, and I was telling her to sit still. Then he started climbing in the still-filled-with-water-and-grass-bathtub in his pajamas, and the neighbor girl squeezed in there with us just in time and got him out of the tub, then went back to dancing to tango music out in the living room (Seth has some moves!).  The entire floor was soaking, so I just piled Elsie's cut hair on my lap as I squatted down to the level of the little chair she was sitting in. [author's note: a tick just crawled down my neck] I think to myself, "I hope that timer hasn't beeped yet"...

I managed to finish her hair with some satisfaction... although it was about 3" shorter than I had planned on cutting. :P That's a lot, especially on a little girl. As I stood up, catching all the hair in my hand and throwing it in the trash (reaching over two children to do so), I declared, "Alright, I've gotta get the pizza out of the oven!" Savannah the neighbor girl said, "oh, that timer went off while you've been in here." Oh. Guess the tango music was too loud.

Rushing out to the oven, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the pizza crust had not burned, thankfully, since I had used the last of the flour to make it.

8pm. The kids are watching movies (they couldn't agree, so Star Wars was playing on one side of the basement and Ever After on the other). I'm starting to clean up the kitchen when I notice the sound of rain (yes, even over the Michael Buble' playing from Pandora) and go out to the front porch to smell it. It wasn't quite dark, and it was gorgeous and still warm. Surveying my surroundings, I hear the baby chicks we got on Easter chirping super loudly. Long story short, the bird-brained fluff balls aren't smart enough to just go under the tarp to get out of the rain, but rather they push their way under the chicken wire that lines the edges of their pen. So, it's dark and pouring rain now and I'm crawling around a chicken coop catching chicks. After setting them up in the garage with a lamp, I arrive back inside dripping wet to the cries of "Popcorn! Where's our butter popcorn!?" Apparently Friday night movies must have popcorn.


 10:30 pm. Josiah's finally asleep. I've just finished the kitchen and am sitting in the kids room under their tent with them as they fight over flashlights, drinking blend #101 from our new blender- it has a counter on it. :P I feel like I've been swimming all day I'm so tired.
I'm reminded of the song, "You're Gonna Miss This"... "You're gonna want this back/ you're going to wish these days hadn't gone by so fast..."
I love this life. These children. These repetitive, gritty, seemingly unimportant tasks. The rain. The forts. The joy in the simple. :)

These pictures are from their tent this evening.

We also spent some time taking pictures with the webcam. Thought you might like to see Elsie's new haircut. The back looks better, I promise. ;)

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Bath Night



Jo-man decided to brush his own hair. He also asked Emma to tie this ribbon around his head. He was just bubbling with pride. :P Love you, little dude.

~Willa and Fam