Saturday, December 1, 2007

The Big Ugly Beauty Pageant!!!

LIVE! From Big Ugly, West Virginia, it's the Big Ugly Beauty Pageant, with your host--- Ivan Gotbigknees!
For my 14th birthday, we celebrated with a Big Ugly Beauty Pageant that was just between residents of Big Ugly, WV, although none of the actresses actually came from Big Ugly Creek. Tuesday, for my 15th (even though it was back in October) we celebrated with the a Miss America pageant, hosted in Big Ugly Creek, West Virginia. :) Confusing, I know, but bare with me, you'll get you're mind back with some good laughter.
Olivia Tohavealot (Hollywood, California) and SHOREona (Virginia Beach, Virginia)




Daisy Benya (Big Ugly, West Virginia)


Yourawhinner (A judge)


Lots of make-upping occurred.

Hannah Banana (Montana)



Our panel of judges.



We had a "bring your favorite food and let the judges taste it" segment. Here they are tasting macaroni and cheese.


BEall Bamma (Alabama)


Orpah Whaley (a judge)




For ONE segment I dressed up slightly pretty. Here's a rear view of my hair that Allison (Daisy) curled.



"Why'd you have to wake me up from my beauty sleep?"




The shirt that inspired it all.








We had real talent for our talent segment, everything from mimeing and jumping jacks to pointe and tap dancing.













:)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha. thanks for posting.

love,
hannah bananah