You Know You're Not A Normal Family When...

• The two year old walks around saying, "I wanna make ice cream!"
  
• The eleven year old reads 336 pages of Brian Jaques in almost a day.
  
• The eight month old's favorite spot is underneath the computer chair.
  
• The nine year old's been sick for 3 weeks.
  
• The fifteen year old requests to be dropped off at Jo-Ann's for a few hours instead of the mall.